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read my profile sign my guestbook Name: Caitlin State: Texas Birthday: 5/20/1988 Gender: Female Interests: ummm....i have no intrests because if i get passionate about something my dreams will only be crushed...but im generally optimistic Expertise: being bitter Message: message me AIM: bestmakeitcount Member Since: 4/27/2004

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Sunday, February 04, 2007

	Omgosh i havent done this in soooo long i almost dont remember how too. Wow and its been a year since some of the entries on this page. So much has changed. I went to SFA and like i predicted, its just not the place for me. How odd............ but sad day, no one does this anymore
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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Okay so since finding out that i most likly cant go to Texas Tech I have come up with 6 alternate life plans...im not sure what im gonna do next year but here are my options. They are COMPLETLY serious

1) Suck it up and go to Stephen F. Austin

2) Make a documentary. Im going to move to new York City and film a documentary about myself being submerged into the hobo life. I would sleep in shelters. And since there not safe i'd carry a knife in my bra and id spend as lil time there as possible. So during the day i would hang in a park or beg for money. For food i'd go to soup kitchens so thats probably 2 free meals a day. For money id use my talents, so far i've come up with tap dancing, playing the violin, doing magic tricks, and singing songs from oliver twist, and im hoping to take a course in balloon animals before aug, to earn some pocket change. Id keep clean by using restraunt bathroom sinks. Then for hygienes sake and to clean my clothes i will need to shower i figure ATLEAST twice a week so i will take my begging money and pay to get in to a indoor public swimming pool and i will spend the day swimming for exercise and a change of pase and then i will use the locker room which have showers in them to wash myseelf and my clothes. Then id hang out on the side walk to dry off. I plan on opening an account with a bank up there and keeping all my footage in a safety deposit box. The only thing i will need is more tape for my camera and i plan on being drastic in my begging. Like I plan on their being this dramatic scene where i shave my head to avoid lice but then i tell people when begging that i have cancer. My line will be, "P-p-p-please sir, im having a hard time, my parents just died, i was forced to have an abortion, i have cancer, aids, clemetia, hepititis, jondus, ring worm, and my cat rinksy just died." I will also use the tact of acting crazy. i've already developed a best friend named Gigi who live above my head and a lil to the right and i like to explain out loud what all is going on. Then Im gonna send in my documentary in to Sun Dance Film Festival, a producer will see it and it will be mass produced and bigger than Super Size me and March of the Penguins. So look for it by 2010!!!!!!!!!

3) Get a job, the only thing i could do now though is i could sub in gpisd

4) Community College it up

5) Die young

6) Convince karlie Ramberger to go on tour with me doing our "It's Raining Men" routine

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Saturday, February 25, 2006

	im basically a happy person even though im bitter and over all sarcastic BUT im nearing a breaking point...im really confused and i confuse myself...so perhaps instead of everyone hinting at things and expecting me to understand everyone can just tell me what they want from me. im a empty vessel incapable of comprehending the unknown
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Friday, February 10, 2006

so next Friday i go to Berkley......................... the dots speak for themselves

then the day after i get back i audition for Stephen F. Austin Scholorship money, which i really need. so now i am looking for a funny piece and a dramatic piece to learn in a week...procrastination is the devil

i also have to have 3 recomendations by people who "know my capabilities" so i guess its time to suck up my pride

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Sunday, January 29, 2006

Update Time: Comedy Show and Musical are over, tear and a woot woot, and now begins 1-act, berkley, state, grades, senior crap and other stress time. Its okay though Im working on my f-ing scrap book and i decided to post the pics im putting of comedy show in there. OMG i had no clue as to exactly how freaking insane we were.